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punk-roque:

if you’re having a bad day, remember your record of surviving bad days. so far it’s 100% and that’s really fucking amazing

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bbcradioone:

calum has 3 million twitter followers aka 2,999,999 girls need to stay in their lane

Not a single boy follows him.

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visualvexation:

iihateurls:

portablemiah:

this is the only thing i care about. after the sun has collapsed and the universe has retracted into a singularity i hope this video continues to exist somewhere in paradox space.

i do not think this guy needs that coffee

this guy definitely does not need that coffee

Maybe even 55-40.

(via paintmeanything)

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aboutthatfifthharmonylife:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

I laugh so hard every time this shows up

I quoted this the other day because someone clocked me for liking guys and wearing nail polish.

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mkallie13:

I made a Paradise Fears shirt because I had some time and really wanted to, so…

(via jordanthough)

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One of these is not like the other

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  • Question: oh, i missed that line, i guess they just cut them up to shape the furniture but stitched them back together to keep them alive which was why all the furniture seemed like it was breathing or whatever, and the scent that the lady smelled was feces and stuff - somethinglikeacrisis
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    Yeah, maybe. That would make sense.

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  • Question: what pronouns do you prefer - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    Ze, zer, zeir, zeirs, zeirself, thanks for asking!

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I could not be more excited!

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ruffiticus:

mspoffin:

I had a dream where every person, at exactly midnight on new years following their 22nd birthday, they possessed the body of their soulmate and people ran around trying to figure out who they were so that they could find eachother, and they left notes for the body’s owner to find with their address. And there were some language gaps so people had to translate it and travel to different countries carrying the notes they were left, and it was great

write a book right now

But what about age gaps?

(via obsessedwithpurpose)

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spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

The only thing I have managed to do in that amount of time is lose the remote. Thanks for reminding me.

(via perfect-disastxr)

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pewdiepiesfanblog:

ladyredsama:

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pyralsnout:

sixpenceee:

emilytheneko:

sixpenceee:

Another great reddit no sleep story. 

This one will really shock you.

by reddit user invictus1988

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I…DID NOT SEE THAT COMING

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I TOLD YOU SO

OHMYFUCKINGOD

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Oooookaayyy.

I actually enjoyed that

i-

oooooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

I actually enjoyed that as well

I don’t understand the ending at all?

(via blackclouds-and-underdogs)

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herswagger:

When they were little!!!

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undefyinq:

undefyinq:

I wanna sneak out in the middle of the night and drive to the middle of nowhere and lay on the roof of a car and stare at the stars 

The only thing is I don’t want to do it alone.

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sunkissedyoungandfearless:

I’m selling 3 VIP tickets to Paradise Fears on August 22, 2014 in Columbus, Ohio. Let me know if you’re interested!

(via pfupdates)

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